Re: GNU/Linux Bicycle Recall

On 5/1/24 15:46, Farley Flud wrote:

A couple of fucking years ago I purchased a handle bar stem raiser
for my mountain bike.
 It was somewhat of a bitch to install as I had to also install new
shift and brake cables, along with their housings, due to the increased
height.
 Now I get a fucking recall notice:
 https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2024/Delta-Cycle-Recalls-Bicycle-Stem-Raisers-Due-to-Fall-Hazard
 Fortunately, I purchased the Delta 3418B which does not require new
bolts:
 https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2024/Delta-Cycle-Recalls-Bicycle-Stem-Raisers-Due-to-Fall-Hazard
 But it must tightened to 20nm.
 What the fuck is 20nm?  Is that Newton-meters?  I suppose that it
is, but the fucking web site does not specify although it should.
Fucking incompetent assholes are everywhere.
 Now I've got to purchase a fucking torque wrench but no I will not.
I'll just tighten the fucking bolts until it feels "right."
 What does this have to do with GNU/Linux?
 It's you're fucking job to figure it out.  Asshole.
 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
 

Farley:  "I don't have a torque wrench."
Physfit: "Even if you had one you couldn't use it correctly."
Farley:  "Care to explain?"
Physfit: "You'd need to calibrate it first, and you don't know how."
Farley:  "How do you know I don't know that."
Physfit: "Even after reading up on the physics of it, I doubt you could conduct an accurate experiment to calibrate it."
Farley:  "Perhaps they come already calibrated."
Physfit: "Never."
Farley:  "Then why nobody has ever complained about that."
Physfit: "Few can find that much care in them."
Farley:  "So what the fuck am I supposed to do to calibrate it?"
Physfit: "Watch two or three youtube uploads that explain how it's done."
Farley:  "What did my post have to do with linux?"
Physfit: "When it has to do with your dick, it has to also do with GNU/Linux."
Farley:  "You got _that_ right!"