Andrzej Matuch wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
On 2024-05-27 9:33 p.m., Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:
On Mon, 27 May 2024 07:53:13 -0400, Andrzej Matuch wrote:
On 2024-05-26 7:18 p.m., Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:
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On Sun, 26 May 2024 09:06:43 -0400, Andrzej Matuch wrote:
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I upgraded to Linux from Windows XP.
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You're in the minority no matter how you spin it.
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Where are the Windows XP users? Gone.
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Where are the Linux users? More numerous than ever.
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Who’s the “minority” now?
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Linux, still. The XP users went to 7 once they could and upgraded their
machines.
Really? Windows 7? Is that the best the poor things could do?
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Are you purposefully dense? I'm going in chronological order.
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Those who had machines which could capably run Windows XP did so until
2014 when Microsoft stopped supporting the product. At that point, if
they saw the lack of support as a problem, they upgraded their machines
to one running 7 or 8.1. They didn't say "let me hold onto this 2001
machine and run some shit Linux distribution on it."
Or they did what the Navy did around 2015:
https://www.zdnet.com/article/us-navy-pays-out-millions-to-microsoft-to-keep-running-windows-xp/-- "Good afternoon, madam. How may I help you?""Good afternoon. I'd like a FrintArms HandCannon, please.""A--? Oh, now, that's an awfully big gun for such a lovely lady. I
mean, not everybody thinks ladies should carry guns at all, though I
say they have a right to. But I think... I might... Let's have a look
down here. I might have just the thing for you. Yes, here we are!
Look at that, isn't it neat? Now that is a FrintArms product as well,
but it's what's called a laser -- a light-pistol some people call
them. Very small, as you see; fits easily into a pocket or bag; won't
spoil the line of a jacket; and you won't feel you're lugging half a
tonne of iron around with you. We do a range of matching accessories,
including -- if I may say so -- a rather saucy garter holster. Wish I
got to do the fitting for that! Ha -- just my little joke. And
there's *even*... here we are -- this special presentation pack: gun,
charged battery, charging unit, beautiful glider-hide shoulder holster
with adjustable fitting and contrast stitching, and a discount on your
next battery. Full instructions, of course, and a voucher for free
lessons at your local gun club or range. Or there's the *special*
presentation pack; it has all the other one's got but with *two*
charged batteries and a night-sight, too. Here, feel that -- don't
worry, it's a dummy battery -- isn't it neat? Feel how light it is?
Smooth, see? No bits to stick out and catch on your clothes, *and*
beautifully balanced. And of course the beauty of a laser is, there's
no recoil. Because it's shooting light, you see? Beautiful gun,
beautiful gun; my wife has one. Really. That's not a line, she
really has. Now, I can do you that one -- with a battery and a free
charge -- for ninety-five; or the presentation pack on a special
offer for one-nineteen; or this, the special presentation pack, for
one-forty-nine."
"I'll take the special."
"Sound choice, madam, *sound* choice. Now, do--?"
"And a HandCannon, with the eighty-mill silencer, five GP clips, three
six-five AP/wire-fl'echettes clips, two bipropellant HE clips, and a
Special Projectile Pack if you have one -- the one with the embedding
rounds, not the signalers. I assume the night-sight on this toy is
compatible?"
"Aah... yes, And how does madam wish to pay?"
She slapped her credit card on the counter. "Eventually."
-- Iain M. Banks, "Against a Dark Background"