Crap Language Running On Crap OS = Double Sadness

PHP is bad enough as a language, and Windows is bad enough as an OS.
But put the two together, and you can get some real Greek tragedy
going. Look at this lovely combination where an OS is trying to be
helpful with substituting characters it doesn’t understand, together
with a language that has its own helpfulness, leading to a massive
security hole
<https://arstechnica.com/security/2024/06/php-vulnerability-allows-attackers-to-run-malicious-code-on-windows-servers/>.