Even the pro-Apple 9-to-5 Mac mouthpiece admits it, Siri Sucks

Headline:
"Siri has become an unmitigated disaster, and AI won’t save it"
Quotes:
"I know, I know. I’m late to the Siri Sucks party. In my defense, Siri’s degree of suck has increased. Siri never used to trip when asked what month it is. Apple’s designers nailed the glow effect though."
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"Drastic measures are needed to extinguish this particular dumpster fire. Piling more junk (AI) on top of this system with a long expired sell-by date will only prolong the burn."
Another post, same author:
https://9to5mac.com/author/apollozac/
"Siri, when is the next Friday the 13th?"
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"That may be beyond my abilities at the moment"
Curious, I asked the same question. Different reply. Tried again. Same reply. Both very wrong.
"Siri, when is the next Friday the 13th?"
Siri reply: "It's Friday, April 18, 2025"
"Siri, when is the next Friday the 13th?"
Siri reply: "It's Friday, April 18, 2025"
Sad, very sad.
Link to screenshot: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JanZTxa1o4yMY_K0LuRpdgZBU9c8969B/view?usp=sharing
Let's try Google!
"Hey Google, when is the next Friday the 13th?"
Google reply: "Friday the 13th (June, 2025)"
Link to screenshot: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kHAKXhUB7OadB3T5V12pba3e4PLYQReO/view?usp=sharing
I also gave Gemini a try. Same correct result. So I tried a Gemini conversation. Interesting, and very polished.