Re: gulf of america

On Fri, 14 Feb 2025 23:58:54 -0000 (UTC), badgolferman wrote :

Rednecks are actually quite ingenious often times.  They are like
MacGyver, having the ability to fix anything to suit their needs.
There are quite a few websites dedicated to the term, "There, I fixed
it!" highlighting some of their masterpieces.  Here's one such website:
https://failblog.cheezburger.com/thereifixedit

Enjoyed that blog. Loved the spoon on the door handle probably the most.
My redneck repairs are not as elegant. Mine are more like Popsicle sticks
around frozen orange juice containers duct taped to a leaky water pipe.
So that we can further edify Professor Lorenz, that's a Redneck repair.
That's NOT a Hillbilly repair!
A Hillbilly repair of a leaky wooden water pipe would be patched with
layers of moss and squirrel pelts, sealed with sap, and reinforced with
woven grapevines. The water flow will then be regulated by a strategically
placed, carved wooden plug, and the whole system is gravity-fed from a
spring higher up the mountain and led to a large oak keg in the basement.
Oh, and the Redneck water pipe is to fill the hot tub.
The Hillbilly water pipe is to cool the whisky still.