New Rule!

The 3 members of the unholy trinity must now remove from their bedrooms
(OR AT LEAST NOT TURN ON) their television sets and also all computers
(such as laptops), and in addition, phones, as well, *must* be turned
off when getting into the bed and not used for the night, except for one
911-like number to be able to be reached and make calls in cases of such
an emergency, and of course 911 as well. (G-d and Heaven forbid!)
This new edict is of COURSE, being implemented now that they have
illustrated their CLEAR UNDERSTANDING, and the need to place such a HIGH
VALUE OF THE HIGHEST IMPORTANCE, the necessary requirements and demands
for PROPER SLEEP HYGIENE, as we were taught!!! (and failed to heed, much
to our greatest dismay!)
This order will go into effect immediately, don't go crying to Mommy,
the High Court has spoken and rendered their opinion on this matter,
which is now Heaven's Law/Instruction.
Formal appeals may be submitted beginning in 30 days, and will be taken
under consideration only using the most STRINGENT criteria.
Consider yourselves lucky.