Re: Funeral tribute music

On 2024-11-08 8:18 a.m., Blueshirt wrote:

Idlehands wrote:
 

On 2024-11-08 2:24 a.m., Blueshirt wrote:

>
I really wish I knew a [real] customer of NotKnow so I could
ask them what their experiences of dealing with them were.
If Dave's e-mail replies to customers looking for support
are anything like his posts here you'd imagine his customers
would be taking their business elsewhere fairly quickly.

>
As to being "successful" over 60% of his "client" list is
false and the remaining links seem to be hosted somewhere
else.  The only success, I suspect, is the tax breaks his
daddy gets due to owning a losing enterprise.

 Well, I did say succesful(ish)... ish being the operative word
of course.
 

But if you need instructions on setting up your modem in
Windows95 he's your man.

 Funnily enough, I have just got a new laptop and am
transistioning as we speak, so maybe I will give NotKnow a call
for some super tech advice...
 <Brrr Brrr>
 Hello, NotKnow? I have a new Windows 11 laptop, can you help me
set it up and get it to connect to the internet thingy like my
Windows XP model did. I would also like to install Outlook
Express and don't know how to set it up on my new machine.
Thanks.
 Bogus! A REal Windozes 12 you mean... Windows isn't itself since
Vista so yew SHould get LineX on it. Anything M$ is broken.
Ubuntu is the FUture. It's REally eazy to up-set. My one-eyed
Cat needs to be fed now though so Please CALL our Delhi customer
support line where Isaac Raji will halp you. THink you for
callering NotKnow.
 <click>

Actually you call his beeper number and his Grade 7 tech support kid will get back to you after school, if binky did actually return the call you have captured the true spirit of his response.
--
"Do you make a habit of shitting in newsgroups? This is not
rational behavior."
pt
(Binky failed to answer this question)