Re: TV news for March 2-9, 2024

Robin Miller <robin.miller@invalid.invalid> wrote:

CBS news

CBS Studios NAACP Venture To Develop New Daytime Drama For CBS Called The Gates  (March 6)

https://deadline.com/2024/03/cbs-studios-naacp-venture-developing-new-daytime-drama-cbs-the-gates-1235847660/

(the show "would follow the lives of a wealthy Black family in a posh, gated community")

Whom are they keeping out, the Irish?
(That's a Blazing Saddle gag for you heathens.)

Justin Hartley Series Tracker Gets Early Season 2 Renewal By CBS (March 4)

https://deadline.com/2024/03/tracker-justin-hartley-renewed-season-2-cbs-1235845019/

No carbs for you ever.

CW news

The Librarians Christian Kane To Reprise Jacob Stone Role In CW Spinoff The Next Chapter  (March 4)

The Librarians: The Generic Title
I hope this doesn't suck.

Baywatch Reboot Lands At Fox With Sizable Commitment  (March 4)

D cups?

Candace Cameron Bure Drops Next Movie In Her Eponymous Series on Great American Family; Just In Time To Premiere This Month  (March 5)

GAC!

Grey's Anatomy: All Seasons Now Streaming On Hulu  Watch Video Highlights  (March 8)

Is this show still in first run or did it finally go out of production?

Laura Dern, Billy Crudup And Riley Keough Join Noah Baumbach's Next Film At Netflix  (March 7)

https://deadline.com/2024/03/laura-dern-billy-crudup-riley-keough-noah-baumbachs-next-netflix-1235848207/

("Plot details [about this currently-untitled film] are vague at this time other then it being a funny and emotional coming-of-age film about adults")

Coming of age? Laura Dern is nearly 60. Are you insane?

Netflix Enters Boxing Ring; Streamer Sets Live Fight Between Mike Tyson & Jake Paul  (March 7)

https://deadline.com/2024/03/mike-tyson-jake-paul-boxing-match-live-on-netflix-1235848659/

[RM: Mike Tyson will be 58 at the time of the fight.]

Jake Paul will be dead at the end of the fight?