Re: What Did You Watch? 2024-04-29 (Monday)

The worst NCIS/OWM ever made.
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For the penultimate episode of the season, they went for wacky comedy. It
started out stupid and got worse and worse and worse and worse until I was
furious with it by the end.
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A body is found in a trash dumpster all cut to pieces, although many of the
pieces are huge like the torso so I'm not really sure why they cut it to
pieces. They go as gory as possible showing the pieces throughout the
episode because apparently the idiot that directed this thought gory was
funny.

The guy is from Texas, so they send team members down there because I guess
there's not a closer Office and they put on cowboy hats and talk cowboy
lingo because that's apparently funny. They also continuously talk trash
about Texas to make sure we understand the woke message.
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Meanwhile, McGee's horrible horrible wife has been downgraded from why
doesn't he divorce her to why doesn't he kick her down the stairs. She's
decided they have to completely makeover their kitchen, because their
horrible children (who are never Seen but heard caterwauling off screen)
keep breaking everything. What good will a kitchen makeover do them if they
don't start locking these brats in the bathroom or something?
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Then she escalates it by getting them an interview with a reality kitchen
makeover show. They failed the interview Because they congenially agree on
everything even though everywhere but the interview they disagree on
everything.
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The time things take is all screwed up as for instance, the same morning
Delilah just appears in the NCIS office to get Tim to sign the agreements
for the interviews for the reality show. And then rushes off to her next
appointment.  A day or two later Tim has an explicitly decided that not
only do they need to make over their kitchen. They need to make over their
entire apartment and he's doing all the work himself. This should'�ve been a
process of weeks not days.
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To interview 75 people on the 750,000 acre ranch where the victim worked
[the writer likes the number 75 apparently) FEZ just wanders around and
when he comes upon someone says “hey, did you know Wade“?
Of course the first person he meets is the killer
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There's a horrible horse whisperer sequence with him.
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And there's a Brokeback cowboy sequence

And they put away the super rich owner of the ranch and destroy his
business and put hundreds and hundreds of people out of work even though
they were completely innocent.
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Every part of it was stupid, and no part of it was funny.