Golden Globes Host Jokes That None Of The Winners Thank God

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Date : 07. Jan 2025, 10:30:44
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Golden Globes host Nikki Glaser made a joke halfway through the show on
Sunday, pointing out that none of the night�s winners had thanked God for
their award.

�So much has already happened in the first half, and the acceptance speeches
have been on fire. Who got shouted out the most? Let�s look at the numbers,�
she said as the screen in the venue changed into a scoreboard.

The comedian gestured to a visual representation of who had been thanked and
who hadn�t.

�All right, cast and crew are leading the way with 11 mentions,� Glaser told
the assembled celebrities. �Moms are holding strong with three shoutouts.
God, creator of the universe, with zero mentions.�

The audience started laughing, and the show�s host went on, saying, �Mario
Lopez, host of �Access Hollywood,� one.�

�No surprise in this godless town,� Glaser deadpanned.

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The 40-year-old stand-up comedian is being praised for her performance,
particularly for the way she poked fun at some of the Hollywood A-listers in
the audience.

�I am not here to roast you tonight,� Glaser told the crowd during her
opening monologue. �I want you to know that. How could I, really? You are all
so famous. So talented.�

�So powerful,� she went on. �I mean you could really do anything. I mean
except tell the country who to vote for. But it�s okay, you will get them
next time. If there is one. I�m scared.�

Glaser also made jokes about Ozempic and rapper Sean �Diddy� Combs, who was
recently charged with sexual assault and is currently in a federal jail
awaiting his trial.

�[�Challengers�] was more sexually charged than Diddy�s credit card,� the
comedian said during her monologue. �I know� I�m upset, too. The after-party
isn�t going to be as good this year, but we have to move on.� Glaser then
joked, �Stanley Tucci freak-off doesn�t have the same ring to it,� adding,
�No baby oil this year, just lots of olive oil.�

While the elites ignored God during their speeches, actor Colin Farrell is
being praised for thanking a member of craft services by name.

The actor began his acceptance speech for Best Actor in a Mini Series or
Motion Picture for TV by joking, �No one to thank on this one; I did it all
by myself.�

He went on to name many people he worked with on �The Penguin.� Farrell
seemed to wrap up his speech after thanking the Golden Globes and anyone else
he forgot, before he piped up, �Oh! Craft service, our great dame!�

The crowd started laughing at him for thanking the team that provides food
and drink to the crew, but Farrell made it clear he was being serious.

�No, no, Carolina, on those cold winter nights in New York when I was the
only one overheating,� he said. �She�d be there with a coconut water every
half hour. Carolina, God bless you � she kept the whole crew going; she�s
craft service.�

The actor got a lot of positive reactions on social media for the speech.

�Colin Farrell thanking Carolina in crafts services and her thoughtfulness in
his #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech is your wholesome moment of the evening,�
one popular tweet says.

�I don�t think I�ve heard an actor thank craft services in a speech EVER what
a man,� another person wrote.

A third viewer agreed, �Carolina is somewhere absolutely floating tonight.�

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