Re: Meth is a Helluva Drug, Ain't it?

On Feb 15, 2025 at 7:34:04 AM PST, "Rhino" <no_offline_contact@example.com>
wrote:

On 2025-02-14 7:59 PM, BTR1701 wrote:

 Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:
 
 https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn
 
 This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to
 hundreds of people.
 
 They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the
 tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a
 spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re
in.
  
 Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say.
 The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind
the
 KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer
space. I
 met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me
and
 my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs.
You
 should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and
 said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."
  
 Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth
and
 go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets
to
 heaven. I just watched."
  
 Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a
 baby alligator.
 
 

There was a time when no one was like that, no one on Earth. What the
hell happened?

I just want to know who the hell saw these two human blisters and decided,
“Yeah, this seems legit” and bought a gold ticket to heaven from them. How
much of an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid do you have to be to be taken in by
these two?