Re: Evil Canadian aliens targetted in Trump's alien registration regulation

On Apr 11, 2025 at 2:48:56 PM PDT, "suzeeq" <suzeeq@imbris.com> wrote:

On 4/11/2025 1:02 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

 BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

 Apr 11, 2025 at 11:16:17 AM PDT, Adam H. Kerman <ahk@chinet.com>:

 

 I don't understand why systems tracking visa entries and exits aren't
 sufficient for alien registration, but Trump is requiring every alien in
 the country legally and illegally to register with DHS.

 

 This include Canadians with beady little eyes who winter in Florida

 

 It's not their beady eyes that are the problem. It's their flapping heads!

 

 who
 will now be subject to deportation for noncompliance and for not
 carrying papers.

 

 Fingerprints are required.

 

 This is actually WWII-era law and incorporated into Immigration Act of
 1952, but the complaint is Trump's failure to impose the regulation
 under the Administrative Procedures Act. A judge has not blocked this.

 

 I will no longer live in fear of getting mugged and hit on the head with
 a hockey stick by an undocumented Canadian.

 

 When out at night, beware of puddles of maple syrup on the sidewalk. They're
 known to use that sticky substance to ensnare their prey.

 
 ICE is doing a lousy job confiscating this at the border.
 

We make maple syrup in the US too. If it's on the sidewalk, there's no
way of knowing its country of origin.

But only Canadians secrete maple syrup from their bodies and use it as an
ambush weapon to take down their prey.