Re: The -Isms: A 'Splainer on Different Forms of Government

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government says you only need one and forces
you to give the other to your neighbor.
 COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You're required to give both cows to the
government, after which they might give you back some milk.
 FASCISM: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government and the
government turns around and sells it.
 NAZISM: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
 ANARCHISM: You have two cows. You keep both cows, shoot the government agent
that comes to tax them, and steal another cow from your neighbor.
 CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.