Mintz' Memoir...

...is called "We All Shine On" and it's due out soon.
The cover appears to be an image of Mintz photoshopped -- a hobby at
which Mintz is notoriously bad at, yet obsessed with -- onto one of John
and Yoko.
I can't stand Mintz and don't believe John Lennon ever considered him a
friend.  However, the potheads and rednecks of suburban Massachusetts
might find him a convenient substitute for Trump after Harris beats him
in November.  Mintz smears his face with the same orange gook each
morning.  He's got similar ill-fitting urine-yellow plastic-looking hair
pieces.  Mintz, like Trump, loves the sound of his own voice but can
barely put can barely put a sentence together.  They've also supposedly
got an anatomical deformity in common, too.