If I Were the Donald...

If I were the Donald, I'd have my lawyers argue that there is no
compelling reason for me to sit in court unless the jury returns a
guilty verdict.  I think (given that I didn't deliberately piss off
the judge) I'd likely carry that argument... if I were willing to post
a bond.  After all, my lawyers *are*, in fact, my proxies.

THEN I WOULD STFU!!!  Compared to me, a clam would be considered
loquacious.

If the Donald could just shut up, the lawyers should be able to defeat
the felony charge easily.

But, then... if me aunt had balls, she'd be me uncle!