Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C

The long-term asshole on this NG is the abysmal idiot
called the DooFuS.

Recently, this arrogant schmuck posted some drivel on
the C programming group comp.lang.c.

Oh my fucking god!  One has to check this shit out to
even believe that it is possible.

The DooFuS wants to read a text file to determine its
length and then rewind and process from the beginning.

Holy godzilla mutherfuckers!

Hasn't this infinite idiot ever heard of GNU flex?

Even a C newbie would seriously consider pre-processing
the input file to get it into proper shape.  But not
this insuperable dunce.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!  I cannot even laugh for the inanity
of it all!

The moral of this utter joke, however, is blazingly
clear.

Any moron so totally inept in programming cannot ever
be admitted into a serious discussion of GNU/Linux.

IOW, let the DooFuS take his pathetic assessments to the
kindergarten for retards where they belong.

The DooFuS proves his own interminable stupidity.

The case is forever closed.