Re: Since valloe blocked me...

... he won't mind that I will teach you all how to run the latest games
under Linux. It's incredibly simple.
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1) Download and install Steam.
2) Select the game you want to play and click Properties.
3) Go to General, venture in Launch Options
4) Checkmark "Electrocute grandma whenever I play this title."
5) Shut down your computer.
6) Open it up, pour exactly 3.7732 millilitres of ketchup directly onto
your processor.
7) Don't close your case.
8) Trap the rat living in your house by inserting cheese-flavoured
crystal meth into a trap.
9) Knock the rat out by whacking it once with a hammer.
10) Place the rat nearly onto a cutting board by setting it on its back
and nailing each of its paws away from its body to form an X.
11) Cleanse yourself of all sins by offering the rat's soul to Wretched
Stallman. Make sure that the rat is conscious and terrified at the sight
of him like the rest of us.
12) When it is deceased, cut its head off and tape it to the processor's
fan.
13) Close your case.
14) Turn on your computer and send an e-mail in Creole to your friendly
neighbourhood Haitian, demanding that they pray to their favourite demon
to open a portal to Hell and provide a line of communication to Satan
himself. If you can't write in Creole, simply smash your fist onto the
keyboard a few times and be amazed that the message was understood.
15) When Satan's contract to learn Yiddish appears on your screen,
simply click "yes." Nobody reads those things anyway.
16) When the Prince of Darkness offers to give you an extra five frames
per second in exchange for your first-born, be sure to agree.
17) Go back into Steam, click on the game's title, then on Properties.
18) In Launch Options, type in "--niggers-still-smell-awful."
19) Open up a terminal, sudo apt install liblittledick-ssl
libfatfuck-dev liblackoftestosterone-dev
20) Bravo, you can now play the game at a quarter of the framerate of
Windows!