Tough asm challenge for "REAL MAN PROGRAMMER" Feeb

This challenge should be right up your alley, given your claims:
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_I_ am a REAL MAN PROGRAMMER
C programmer extraordinaire
Assembly language genius
I am a FOSS person.  I can do anything and everything and I can
do it all extremely well.
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Challenge:
Use nasm to deliver the assembly for the smallest possible working Linux ELF x86 executable that does what this C program does:
int main(void) { return 61; }
That's it.  Return 61 to the OS.  That's the whole challenge.
It goes without saying you can't plagiarize from the Internet or anywhere else (which is where your fraudulent mind went first of course).
If you do it right, your solution should be approx 1/50th the size of the smallest tcc (not bloated gcc) executable you could create with the C code.
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$ dir
tiny.c
$ cat tiny.c
int main(void) { return 61; }
$ tcc -v
tcc version 0.9.27 (x86_64 Linux)
$ tcc -Wall tiny.c -o t.out
$ dir
t.out  tiny.c
$ ./t.out; echo $?
61
$ nm t.out
nm: t.out: no symbols
$ wc -c t.out
2736 t.out
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I can't hear the crickets yet... but I know they're coming soon.