Why Python When There Is Perl?

Why does the mal-informed world prefer Python to Perl?

Perl has EVERYTHING that Python can offer (and probably a lot
more).  Check out CPAN (www.cpan.org) which offers hundreds
of thousands of Perl modules that can serve any purpose.

I suspect the reason is that Perl is an "imperative" language
while Python is "object oriented."

Object orientation is for fucking programming sissies!

Listen up, you fucking OO assholes.  It will all get translated
into imperative machine language in the fucking end.  So why
take a fucking gargantuan fucking detour?

The answer is that OO "programmers" are programmers in name
only.  They don't know fucking shit about computer science.

Perl is the interpretive language of choice.

Anyone who does not gleefully choose Perl is a brain-starved
idiot.

The case is closed.

Lester Thorpe

Lester has spoken.

Disagree?  Your head will be broken.