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Listen up, distro lackeys. You are about to witness the
ultimate GNU/Linux process list.
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GNU/Linux is a simple OS -- intentionally so. There is
no great mystery to its operation.
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When I boot, I boot into a bash shell. From there I can
start X Window or do other things.
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Check out my process list immediately after I boot:
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PID TTY STAT TIME COMMAND
1 ? Ss 0:00 init [3]
110 ? Ss 0:00 /sbin/udevd --daemon
174 ? Ss 0:00 syslogd -m 0
176 ? Ss 0:00 klogd -c 3
191 ? Ss 0:00 /usr/sbin/gpm -m /dev/input/mice -t imps2
197 tty1 Ss 0:00 -bash
205 tty1 R+ 0:00 ps ax
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Wha! Whoa! What!
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That's all that is required to boot into a totally
functional GNU/Linux system.
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Heck. I could easily eliminate the udevd daemon but the
goddamned, fucking, retarded assholes at freedesktop.org
have made libinput, and hence udevd, absolutely mandatory
for X Window.
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Those mutherfuckers should be shot.
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What does *your* immediate post-boot process list look
like?
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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FIFTY THOUSAND FUCKING LINES of totally useless garbage
is my guess.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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My advice to ALL distro lackeys is this:
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Please apply for physician assisted suicide. It's
legal in a lot of countries.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Brother, if you are not rolling your own distro,
then please hang yourself.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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