Re: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity

On 1/18/25 3:39 AM, Farley Flud wrote:

Microslop is selling cars.
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 Microslop Dealer: Check out our new model.
 Buyer: The fucking door won't open.
 Microslop Dealer: We know.  You have to enter through the
passenger door and then crawl over to the driver's seat.
 Buyer: Why don't you just fucking fix it.
 Microslop Dealer: We can't.  It would break a lot of other
things.
 Buyer: How much?
 Microslop Dealer: Oh, it's not really for sale.  We expect
you to rent in perpetuity.
  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
   

:-)
MS:      Check out our new Windows upgrade.
Physfit: Do you have the money?
MS:      I don't need to have the money. You do.
Physfit: No, you do. Believe me.
MS:      I don't understand.
Physfit: You motherfucker do.
MS:      Hey! Watch your mouth sir.
Physfit: I want my money. Better hurry up too. My time is expensive.
MS:      Are you crazy or something?
Physfit: Are you like "DFS" or some other dunce?
MS:      Hey, you don't want it obviously. So if you don't mind...
Physfit: I do mind. Show me the money you owe this far.
MS:      And how much money would THAT be??
Physfit: ($2000/second) times 42 secs so far.
MS:      Ok. Never mind. If you're not going away, I sure am!
Physfit: Bye motherfucker. When you come back, don't forget to bring the money with you. $112000.