Re: Adobe Gets Bullied Off Bluesky

Lester Thorpe wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 22:01:23 -0000 (UTC), Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:
>

It takes some really clever (and
expensive) marketing to achieve such a position.

>
You must be joking.
>
The success of Adobe, and equivalent junk corps, has nothing
to to with cleverness.  The success of Adobe (and its ilk) is
due solely to the idiocy of their user base.
>
Adobe's clientele, poor dumb bastards all, managed once in
their lives to slowly learn the proper sequence of "buttons"
to click and now they are stuck forever.  It is literally
impossible for them to learn anything else.
>
It may at first be difficult to believe that such idiots exist,
and in such large numbers, but they do.
>
Even more difficult to believe is that a lot of such idiots
are well compensated ($$$$).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PDF

    PDF was a proprietary format controlled by Adobe until it was released as
    an open standard on July 1, 2008, and published by the International
    Organization for Standardization as ISO 32000-1:2008, at which time
    control of the specification passed to an ISO Committee of volunteer
    industry experts. In 2008, Adobe published a Public Patent License to ISO
    32000-1 granting royalty-free rights for all patents owned by Adobe
    necessary to make, use, sell, and distribute PDF-compliant
    implementations.

    PDF 1.7, the sixth edition of the PDF specification that became ISO
    32000-1, includes some proprietary technologies defined only by Adobe, such
    as Adobe XML Forms Architecture (XFA) and JavaScript extension for Acrobat,
    which are referenced by ISO 32000-1 as normative and indispensable for the
    full implementation of the ISO 32000-1 specification. These proprietary
    technologies are not standardized, and their specification is published
    only on Adobe's website. Many of them are not supported by
    popular third-party implementations of PDF.

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