Re: 5 Fun Linux Commands You Should Try At Least Once

On 4/7/25 11:40 PM, rbowman wrote:

On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 21:51:15 -0400, c186282 wrote:
 

    However my Mom was on a BUS TOUR in northern Maine and the Canadian
    maritimes ... and a huge moose decided to attack the damned bus. Took
    off one of the front wheels, total disaster.
    NOT so good for the idiot moose either .....
>
    Bull Moose seem to be very large things with an IQ of nine plus a
    massive testosterone overdose.

 People think I'm strange because I worry more about moose than bears or
cats. There's some history there. Camping in a meadow off the trail in NH,
I'd just gotten up and was cooking breakfast when I heard crashing through
the woods. The moose walked through the meadow missing my tent by a few
feet. If he'd been off course he would have plowed through the tent and
not noticed.
 Hiking in VT I saw what I first thought were two horseback riders on a
cross trail up the slope. It isn't all that common, but people do trail
ride back east. They turned down the trail I was on and I realized it was
a pair of moose. I'm not much of a tree climber but the trees were all 4"
DBH or less. I didn't think a .38 would impress them. They split off on
either side of the trail and flanked me. I didn't know if they were being
polite or planning on a pincer attack.
 One of my favorite cartoons was in a local ME paper after they opened the
first moose season in decades. Redneck one was painting a target on a
complacent moose. Redneck two was sitting in a lawn chair with his rifle
and a can of beer.
 The season is coming rapidly when the tourons come to Jellystone to pet
the moose, buffalo, grizzlies, and anything else they can get close to.
They'd probably try for a selfie with a wolf if they could find one.

A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se with the
sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her
brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies:
“The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”,
“The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.