Sujet : Re: FREE GAME: Redout 2
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Spalls Hurgenson <
spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:
Time for more singing!
(with apologies to Billy Joel)
It's 4 O'clock on a Thursday
Regular gamers shuffled in
There's an old poster sitting next to me
he's griping and complainin'
He says, "Epic can you give me a free game,
Something that I can download
Just make it free and cool and maybe also new
That I may just play down the road
Give us a game, you're the Epic Store
Give us a game tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a free game or two
And you've got us feeling just right
* REDOUT 2
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/redout-2
At it's simplest, "Redout 2" is basically just "Wipeout"
updated for modern systems. You got your little hover-
sled, you race it down colorful techno-tracks at breakneck
speeds, maybe grab a few pickups that accelerate you to
ludicrous speeds or let you shoot the guy in front of you.
Rinse and repeat across 30+ tracks, play offline against
bots or online against others. Where "Wipeout's" hook
was its sharp 3D graphics and colored lighting
(exciting features back in 1995!), "Redout 2" takes
a more stylized, cel-shaded look. Other than that,
yeah; it's Wipeout circa 2024. It's fine if you like
that style of game. It has, unfortunately, been abandoned
by its developer, but for a freebie that you play a few
times and then forget? It's not a bad addition to
the library.
(Also, D&D Idle Champions. Again. Which is always free anyway. So stop
putting it up like it's some special bargain, Epic!)
And now... More singing!
Now Tim at the Store is a friend of mine
He gets me my games down low
He's quick with his code, or to balance the load
When the servers are runnin; too slow
He says, "Spalls I believe Epic is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"I really thought if I shared these free games
Everybody would come to this place."
Now Paul is a hard core gamer
He plays way past midnight
And he's talking to Davy, who's equally lazy
And probably will be for life
And the servers crash and the client is shit
And the exclusives annoy all the fans
But we don't care much because we get free games
And think we're sockin' it to The Man
Give us a game, you're the Epic Store
Give us a game tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a free game or two
And you've got us feeling just right
(I put /waaaay/ too much effort into those lyrics ;-)
ah right, Redout. I already have the first game in my library,
also from one of Epic's free giveaways.
I never got around trying it.