FREE GAME: Astro Duel 2

Hello! The game you want - the reason you clicked on this post - is
right down there.? Just look for the bit starting with an asterisk.
This part is just my usual introductory blather. I know none of you
read it. I don't know why I even bother. It just feels wrong to jump
right into the free stuff. It needs build-up, fanfare, /something/,
you know? So, imagine some fanfare; maybe some trumpets blowing -
da-da-da-DAAAAH! - or something. There. NOW we can go to the free
game.
* Astro Duel 2
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/astro-duel-2-e1261d
    Surely after all that (and if you don't know what I mean     by 'all that' then you - as usual - skipped my introductory     paragraph ;-) the game on offer must be great. Well, I don't     know if it's /bad/ but it doesn't look /great/. It's a     top-down shooter (heaven, hell, take your pick) with
    retro-graphics. If that's your thing, you'll probably get a     kick out of it. It seems to be co-op/versus-only though,     so single-player gamers are left in the lurch. All in all,     I'm not sure it was worth the triumphal trumpets.
Seven days to decide; choose wisely. The Number is watching and will
judge you accordingly.