Re: CRAP Poll: My Mouse Is...

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I've been late with this month's Completely Random And Pointless Poll.
So I won't take too long on the intro for this one. This time, let's
focus on your mouse. You know, that wiggly lil' plastic gadget beneath
your hand. Let's describe it!
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Please answer the following question. My mouse is:
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   1) ...Top of the line! It has more buttons than my keyboard!
   It has so many LEDs I need a special permit so airplanes
   don't mistake it for landing lights. It's DPI is measured
   in fentometers. It's more programmable than my primary PC.
   If I can't do it with my mouse, it can't be done by any
   mouse.
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   2) ... A high-end gaming mouse; high-DPI and easily
   programmable so I can pwn the n00bs!
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   3) ... A high-end regular mouse; more than the usual 3-buttons
   and perhaps an above-average DPI. I'm a good office worker!
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   4) ... A mouse. Click-click-click. Hey, look, it's even
   got a scroll-wheel! What else could a mouse have?
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   5) ... The cheapest piece of plastic tat available, but
   it gets the job done (barely).
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   6) ... An Apple mouse: stylish but horrid to use
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   7) ... Still got a ball!
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   8) ... A trackpad, because I hate myself.
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   9) ... A trackball! (or some alternate pointing device,
   like the Thinkpad's mouse nub)
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   10) ... A keyboard, because real users stick with the
   command line
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   11) ... What's a mouse? I move the cursor by inputting the
   coordinate deltas manually!
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Myself, I fall firmly into category 3, with my stylish and comfortable
Logitech mouse. Six buttons, although I almost never use any but the
main two. (well, more accurately -given my habit of collecting useless
electronics- I have a multitude which spans almost the entire list.
But my primary mouse -the one I most often use- is as boring as
described above).
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So describe your mouse? Do you let your hand wallow in luxury with the
highest-end pointing device available, or tempt carpal tunnel with
something that only vaguely resembles a mouse? The compilers of CRAP
poll data need a response!