Re: GTA IV ruined by bowling game

Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com> looked up from reading the entrails of
the porn spammer to utter  "The Augury is good, the signs say:

Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

On Sun, 14 Jul 2024 16:39:49 -0500, Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com>
wrote:
 

The game is completely unresponsive during a bowling game.  Looking
through a walkthrough, bowling is required to win the game.  Maybe I'll
go back to GTA III.  The paddles I bought for my computer from Logitech
worked for a bit, but I haven't been able to get them working recently
and gave them away.  Can't believe Logitech failed me.  Their mice are
great.

 
As far as I remember, at no point is bowling actually required.
 
(It is strongly hinted by the game that you take Michelle to the
bowling alley on your first date, but you don't actually HAVE to do
that).* Your allies will sometimes suggest bowling as an activity when
they call you up to hang out, but -again- you can do pretty much
anything else (or nothing at all). It's never required to engage with
the bowling mechanics of the game.
 
With that out of the way, I never really had any problems with the
bowling mini-game. It didn't allow a wide-range of actions, but I
could pick up the ball and chuck it down the lanes without any
problems. Sometimes I even managed to hit a pin or two! My biggest
issue is that bowling is quite possibly one of the most BORING sports
ever created (it even makes darts look exciting! ;-) so I avoided it
in GTA for that reason more than anything else.
 
 
 
 
* Bowling is an objective on the First Date mission (the one where you
take Michelle on an evening's outing and that introduces the game's
dating mechanics to the player) but it's actually optional. You can
take her to a bar, or strip club or pretty much anything else, and if
you keep her out long enough, eventually she asks you to go home. You
won't win any points with her if you do that, but... well, if you know
how the story progresses that in the long run it's for the best. And
IIRC the mission itself is optional anyway.

>
Alright, that's good to know.  I'll have another go at it.  I like it a
lot - GTA V feels very generic to me, here you are playing Russell Crowe
or Archie Bunker with a daughter who likes getting boned and a son who
is the opposite of the mafia and a wife that appears to be cheating on
you.  I'm stuck on GTA III on the boating missions, because I can't seem
to floor it enough.  Was doing quite well in GTA IV, found out who
Michelle was really working for.  And I'm sure I've boned her a few
times, the walkthrough writer must not have considered things very well.

*Sproing*!

Russell Crowe as Archie Bunker!   I think you just broke my brain in
significant ways, it may take several weeks to reset. 

Not responsible for anything posted in the mean time, you are.

Xocyll