Re: FREE GAME^h^h^h^h MOVIE: Kung Fury

On 9/1/2024 1:24 PM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

 Well, this is an unusual one. Not only isn't this offering a game,
it's not anything _new_, nor is it only temporarily available. As far
as I'm aware, it's been free on Steam since it's initial release, and
probably will be for the foreseeable future. Quite possibly, many of
you are already aware of it. Nonetheless, _I_ had never heard of it
until recently, so it's possible others might not have either.
  * KUNG FURY
https://store.steampowered.com/app/374570/Kung_Fury/
     If you like '80s action movies, this one is for you.
     If you like Kung-fu movies, this one is for you. If
     you like twenty-gag-a-minute spoof movies, you want
     to watch this one. If you enjoyed "Far Cry: Blood
     Dragon" (but didn't think it went far enough in its
     '80s references), this movie is for you. It's
     brainless, pointless, low-budget and doesn't do one
     thing that hasn't been done elsewhere, but it's such
     over-the-top ridiculous fun that you can't help but
     enjoy it. Even if most of the humor is in its
     audacity rather than the quality of its jape. You
     won't come out of watching this one jot more
     enlightened or inspired. It's not that sort of the
     movie. It's a movie where you turn off your brain
     and wonder what unexpected nonsense they're going
     to throw at you next, and have a big grin on your
     face when it tops your expectations. It's a movie
     where the hero surfboards on a Nazi and fights a
     transforming arcade machine, or where he dryly
     notes "That's when I knew  my partner was dead"
     two seconds after a ninja  vertically bisects him.
     Also, it's free and only a half an hour long, so
     really, what do you have to lose?
 End your weekend on a high note. Watch "Kung Fury" tonight.*
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Kung Fury 2, starring Alexandra Shipp, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Fassbender, has wrapped production and is looking for a distributor.
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