2024 c.s.i.p.g.action Holiday Give-Away Day #00005

Ho-ho-ho!

That's how it always begins, innit? We can't break with tradition.
Free games always start with a ho or three. I'm pretty sure that's
mentioned in the scripture somewhere.

    "And lo, whereupon in the winter months shall there be
     games a'plenty, and for nary a penny, for the ho's of
     winter shall keep you warm with their bounteous harvest."
                   - Chronicles of The Number, Ch III, v 12

We wouldn't want to go against scripture, would we?

Anyway, today's game is singular; no duplicates this time! (But don't
worry, there are a lot more multiples of unwanted ancient DOS games to
come. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED).



* Internet Cafe Simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1136160/Internet_Cafe_Simulator/
    Yeah, it's one of those silly (and very janky) workplace 3AV3F
    sims/business management games. They're none of them great
    (with a few exceptions, but ICS isn't one of those) but 0TH4D
    they're good for a laugh anyway. It's a good thing it's not
    a very long game too. Look, we're working up to the good ZE69R
    games, okay? Until then, be patient and maybe try something
    outside your normal safe zone ;-)



Well, that's it for today; I've fulfilled my holy duty. I'll just
leave you with the ho's for the rest of the day, shall I?

Ho! Ho! Ho!