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Zaghadka <zaghadka@hotmail.com> wrote at 14:07 this Friday (GMT):In the dark corners where I came from? Occasionally used for real, butOn Thu, 27 Mar 2025 17:35:21 -0700, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,>
Dimensional Traveler wrote:
>On 3/27/2025 11:48 AM, Zaghadka wrote:>On Thu, 27 Mar 2025 14:15:01 -0400, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,X (Formerly known as Twitter).
Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
Re-reading this, it came across a lot more antagonistic than IYou're on Usenet, ffs. That was a quietly sung nursery rhyme. ;^)
intended (what can I say, I was in a rush to finish, and I'd been
doing a bit too much doom-scrolling beforehand ;-). The gist of what I
was trying to say is that
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Where has that Usenet spirit gone, I wonder?
X is but a shadow of the epic flame wars and irreverance of classic
Usenet. Less intelligent too.
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Plus, though some classic Usenet users did, many did not take the age of
flame wars seriously. There was often a sense of humor, as evidenced in
this vintage document (okay, this is alt hierarchy and binaries focused,
but still funny).
>Universal Flame Form (short form, #1033/UFF)
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Start Flame
Dear:
[ ] Alleged Primate [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Punk
[ ] Fathead [ ] "Expert" [ ] Irritant
[ ] Psycho [ ] Nut [ ] Wacko
[ ] Other:
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You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a format many readers can't use
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
[ ] You posted an ad in an inappropriate group
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You're an idiot
[ ] You're a moron
[ ] You're an imbecile
[ ] You can't recognize sarcasm
[ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPiTaLs
[ ] You contributed nothing
[ ] You contributed less than nothing
[ ] You posted concerning a subject you know nothing about
[ ] You posted a pyramid scheme
[ ] You pretended your pyramid scheme was legal
[ ] You are trolling
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To Repent, You Must:
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[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Eat your caps lock key
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while using an electrical appliance
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be Dick Chaney's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test
[ ] Stop sucking
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Die
[ ] Go away
[ ] Stop using your father/mother/older sibling's account
[ ] Invent a time machine, go back in time, and
[ ] stop yourself from spamming
[ ] stop your parents from conceiving
[ ] stop your grandparents from conceiving
[ ] stay there
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Talk to someone of the opposite sex (other than 1-900-BIGTITS)
[ ] Calm down
[ ] Watch Dawson's Creek (if this seems like a reward, please do all
the above)
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In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
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[ ] Blow me
[ ] Who cares?
[ ] Fuck you
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Never breed
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
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End Flame.
Thank you. Drive through.
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Is this a real thing people used or just an example?
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