Re: Cyberweenie blast

Retrograde <fungus@amongus.com.invalid> wrote:

On 2025-01-04, JAB <here@is.invalid> wrote:

On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 19:49:40 -0000 (UTC), Retrograde
<fungus@amongus.com.invalid> wrote:
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I heard driving a cyberweenie decreases your sexual appeal to others by
150%.

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Only a painfully insecure man trying to overcompensate for his own
lack of self-worth would buy this car. It's basically a red flashing
warning sign for women to avoid the driver at all costs.
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A humiliation mobile.
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<https://bsky.app/profile/mollyknight.bsky.social/post/3leros3qif22n>
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Pretty good [what are these called if they're not tweets, chirps?]. 
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BlueSky Bleats?

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But the responses below are hilarious too:
 

They are, too; I've stolen them for elsewhere.    ≈:o)

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"They are helpful at times. yesterday as I drove home, I saw one and
realized, 'oh yeah, it's garbage day tomorrow.' "
 
"The Incellerator"
 
"Honestly, it's so much cheaper to just tape a dildo to your forehead."
 
"Deplorean"
 
"Pontiac Aztec 2.0"
"The Aztec was bad but still 10x better looking than this thing."
 
"It's a Let's Go Brandon" sign with four wheels and a battery."
 
"Why does the Tesla look like a IUD?"
 
"Incel Camino"
 
"A Wank Panzer"
 
"I live in the town where 3 college kids died over Thanksgiving because
the cyber truck they were driving caught fire and wouldn't open.  Fuck
the cybertruck"
 
"The thing screams, 'i'm behind on my child support payments"
 
"It's always the stereotypical middle aged douchebag man driving"
 
"Self propelled dumpster fire."
 
"The painfully insecure man is the one who manufactured it, not the one
who bought it."
 
"Penis Extender."

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