Confucius say

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush

Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around

Confucius say, gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal
balls

Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it

Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left

Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house

Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night

Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it

Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on
pants

Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient

Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing
of fly

Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long

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