Re: Not a single spy was ever discovered

On Mon, 10 Feb 2025, Auric Hellman wrote:

On 2/10/2025 10:36 AM, Blueshirt wrote:

D wrote:
 

 The real question is... who is a homo denier? Are you?

 Sorry to butt in to this very interesting conversation...
 Am I allowed to ask what a "homo denier" is?
 Is it somebody who denies entry to a "homo", like not turning
your back to them with your pants down, or is it a "homo" that
denies being a "homo"?
 Once we have this very important definition clarified you can
carry on...
 [In the meantime, I'll just go and put the kettle on.]

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Heard this one just a few day ago:
You're laying in bed between a absolutely beautiful wpman on one side of you and gay man on the other side. Who would you turn your back to?

I think before Homer wrote about scylla and charybdis, this was what he had in mind first. His editor for some reason wanted him to go with two monsters instead.
I always guard my hole. Always!
In fact, I have a pending patent on what I call an "anus-protector". With that excellent invention, you could solve your dilemma and safely turn your back to the omo.