Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk

borowitz report

Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump

Vladimir Putin has entered into negotiations with Elon Musk over the
ownership of Donald J. Trump, the Kremlin confirmed on Tuesday.

Those negotiations, however, are proving contentious, as the Russian
president is arguing that, having fully owned Trump between 2017 and
2021, he is entitled to a majority stake now.

For his part, Musk claims that he purchased Trump outright by spending
nearly $300 million on his 2024 campaign.

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