Re: one million ultimatum responses

On 02 Mar 2025 01:49:23 GMT
Retrograde <fungus@amongus.com.invalid> wrote:

From the «Straight outta Office Space» department:
Title: White House says ‘more than 1 million’ federal workers responded to Doge’s ultimatum email – video
Author:
Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2025 21:01:26 +0000

The White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said more than 1 million US
federal employees responded to an email sent by Elon Musk's Department of
government efficiency asking them to list five things they had accomplished in

I would be hard pressed not to send in a blistering shitbomb of an email.

1. Negotiated with an assassin to poison Nazimusk.
2. Egged a Cyberweenie parked in the parking lot
3. Stole a bunch of office supplies
4. Looked for a better job
5. ...