Re: Used Tesla prices tumble

On Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:51:40 -0500
JAB <here@is.invalid> wrote:

Used Tesla prices tumble as embarrassed owners look to sell

Used Swastikars, done dirt cheap.  Comes with the stench of fascistmusk
at no extra charge.  Grab one today and try driving it straight through
a government agency.  Auto-drive mode allows you to pat yourself on the
back while jerking yourself off/doing a line of blow, all while at the
wheel.

Smug, arrogant bastards - apply now.

Cyberweenies also available - buy one and watch its value plummet as
you drive!  Loser!