Re: Did JD Vance Kill the Pope?

On Tue, 22 Apr 2025 09:21:35 GMT
"Blueshirt" <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:

JAB wrote:
 

Did JD Vance Kill the Pope? An Investigation.
 
Pope Francis passed away shortly after meeting with Vice
President JD Vance.

 
I know ye all like a good conspiracy theory over there but this
one would be a little bit bonkers!

I would posit that JD Vance did not murder Pope Francis, as in, did not
willfull cause his death.  Rather, I believe, Pope Francis, having
witnessed from close proximity the complete ass-wagon that is the Trump
administration and its shit-faced toady underling class, gave up all
hope in humanity and lost the will to live.

In fact I strongly believe that when faced with that smug, two-faced,
hypocritical, lying sack of ass cheese Vance, Pope Francis gave up on
the human experiment and concluded that end days are already upon us.

Prove me wrong!  You can't!  It's a sign, I say! We are DOOMED!