kayaker isn't dead, he's a deadbeat dad

From the «how bout we make it reality?» department:
Title: A kayaker was missing for months. Authorities say he faked his death.
Author: Jonathan Edwards
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 22:01:45 +0000
Link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/11/11/kayaker-drowned-faked-death-wisconsin/

After scouring a lake in Wisconsin, authorities now say Ryan Borgwardt staged
his drowning to abandon his wife and three children.