I think it's funny how desperate Apple is on its crappy overall iPhone battery life

I think it's funny how desperate Apple is on its crappy overall iPhone
battery life given the single most effective way to increase overall
battery life (i.e., number of charge/discharge cycles before dropping below
80%) is, OMG... what shocking science this is... a BIGGER battery.
Since Apple always puts garbage batteries in iPhones, that "bigger" battery
translates to a "normal-sized" modern battery (which no iPhone ever had).
It's no wonder the EU won't allow Apple to sell the iPhone 14 & older in
the EU this summer - because Apple can't certify the battery will last.
Now comes Apple's sheer desperation as outlined in this recent article:
 *Apple might have a way to boost battery life in the iPhone 17 Air*
 <https://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/iphone-air-high-density-battery/>
 "If correct, the iPhone 17 Air would be the first Apple iPhone
  to make use of high-density battery cells, which can pack more
  energy into a small package."
Only Apple marketing can make the outlandish propaganda claim that a 1%
efficiency can beat a 100% deficiency in battery capacity, when it comes to
cycles before it drops below 80%.
The real question is who is *that* stupid to believe Apple's propaganda?