Re: Got mail. How do I reply?

Andreas Kohlbach:

A mail just rolled in "Is it true that you are dead?".
>
How do you reply to these? ;-)

A good example is the answer of Joseph Stalin to a British
reporter's enquiry through the Soviet Embassy:

  Dear sir,

  as I have learned from foreign press, I have long left
  this sinful world and moved into the other one.  Since one
  cannot mistrust the messages of foreign press, if you wish
  to remain among civilised people, I enjoin you to believe
  these messages and not to disturb by rest in the quiet of
  the other world.

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