Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike

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Date : 24. Jul 2024, 18:48:05
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On Wed, 24 Jul 2024 17:29:19 +1200, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com>
wrote:

On 2024-07-24 03:27:34 +0000, Mad Hamish said:
On Tue, 23 Jul 2024 07:56:32 -0000 (UTC), Charles Packer
<mailbox@cpacker.org> wrote:
On Mon, 22 Jul 2024 16:01:25 -0500, Lynn McGuire wrote:
 
xkcd: CrowdStrike
https://www.xkcd.com/2961/
 
Make the best of bad times.
 
Explained at:
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2961:_CrowdStrike
 
Lynn
 
Was anybody here affected by the CrowdStrike Thing?
 
A client provided  computer went on a reboot loop and meant I couldn't
do a scheduled software release
When I went to the supermarket 1/2 the checkouts were out of service
(I presume crowdstrike)
<snip>
>
Sounds like just a normal day here in New Zealand ... the idiots
running the supermarkets only ever seem to have half the checkouts
(usually less!) working. Same with bank branches with their tellers. 
:-(

For a while, the card reader in one particular checkout of the local
Bartells always refused to read my card's chip. The others worked.

They replaced their old machines with new ones. The same thing
happened.

The problem here, of course, is that there is no way to demonstrate it
to anyone. To do that I would have to purchase a lot of items
individually, some at one checkout, some at another, while some
employee paid attention. Had that /been/ possible, I would have
suggested switching cables. I mean, if the problem survives putting in
a new machine, doesn't that make the cable the Obvious Suspect?

The clerks were hopeless. They didn't read the whole screen and so
missed the fact that it wanted me to slide the card. One managed to go
so fast that the device actually claimed the card had been cancelled.
It hadn't: swiping worked. One insisted I "tap" even that that card
didn't have the capability; she was /convinced/ that all cards could
do this. Things have quieted down now that the card was updated by one
that does "tap".
--
"Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

Date Sujet#  Auteur
22 Jul 24 * xkcd: CrowdStrike93Lynn McGuire
23 Jul 24 +* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike91Charles Packer
23 Jul 24 i+- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1G
23 Jul 24 i+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike3D
23 Jul 24 ii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Your Name
24 Jul 24 ii `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1D
23 Jul 24 i+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike5Scott Dorsey
23 Jul 24 ii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike4Paul S Person
23 Jul 24 ii `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike3Mark Jackson
24 Jul 24 ii  +- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
25 Jul 24 ii  `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Scott Dorsey
23 Jul 24 i+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike32Paul S Person
23 Jul 24 ii+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike9Cryptoengineer
24 Jul 24 iii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike8Paul S Person
24 Jul 24 iii `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike7Lynn McGuire
25 Jul 24 iii  `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike6Paul S Person
25 Jul 24 iii   `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike5Lynn McGuire
25 Jul 24 iii    `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike4Scott Dorsey
25 Jul 24 iii     `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike3Lynn McGuire
25 Jul 24 iii      `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Scott Dorsey
27 Jul 24 iii       `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Lynn McGuire
25 Jul 24 ii+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike10Scott Dorsey
25 Jul 24 iii+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike4Jaimie Vandenbergh
25 Jul 24 iiii+- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Dimensional Traveler
26 Jul 24 iiii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Gary R. Schmidt
26 Jul 24 iiii `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Jaimie Vandenbergh
25 Jul 24 iii+- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
25 Jul 24 iii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike4Lynn McGuire
26 Jul 24 iii `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike3Paul S Person
26 Jul 24 iii  +- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan
27 Jul 24 iii  `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Lynn McGuire
27 Jul 24 ii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike12Lynn McGuire
27 Jul 24 ii +* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike5Paul S Person
28 Jul 24 ii i`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike4Your Name
28 Jul 24 ii i +* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2D
28 Jul 24 ii i i`- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
28 Jul 24 ii i `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
1 Aug 24 ii +* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Robert Carnegie
1 Aug 24 ii i`- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
2 Aug 24 ii `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike4Mike Van Pelt
2 Aug 24 ii  `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike3Paul S Person
2 Aug 24 ii   `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Mike Van Pelt
3 Aug 24 ii    `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
23 Jul 24 i+- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Cryptoengineer
24 Jul 24 i+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike5Mad Hamish
24 Jul 24 ii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike4Your Name
24 Jul 24 ii `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike3Paul S Person
24 Jul 24 ii  `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Your Name
25 Jul 24 ii   `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
1 Aug 24 i+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike42BCFD 36
1 Aug 24 ii+- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
1 Aug 24 ii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike40Your Name
2 Aug 24 ii `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike39Paul S Person
2 Aug 24 ii  +* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike36Lynn McGuire
3 Aug 24 ii  i`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike35Paul S Person
4 Aug 24 ii  i +* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike33Your Name
4 Aug 24 ii  i i+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike29Lynn McGuire
4 Aug 24 ii  i ii+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike20Your Name
4 Aug 24 ii  i iii+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2vallor
4 Aug 24 ii  i iiii`- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Scott Dorsey
4 Aug 24 ii  i iii+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Cryptoengineer
8 Aug 24 ii  i iiii`- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Lynn McGuire
4 Aug 24 ii  i iii+* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike14Paul S Person
4 Aug 24 ii  i iiii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike13Your Name
5 Aug 24 ii  i iiii `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike12Paul S Person
6 Aug 24 ii  i iiii  `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike11Your Name
6 Aug 24 ii  i iiii   +* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Titus G
6 Aug 24 ii  i iiii   i`- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Your Name
6 Aug 24 ii  i iiii   +- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Scott Dorsey
6 Aug 24 ii  i iiii   `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike7Paul S Person
6 Aug 24 ii  i iiii    `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike6Your Name
7 Aug 24 ii  i iiii     `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike5Paul S Person
8 Aug 24 ii  i iiii      `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike4Your Name
8 Aug 24 ii  i iiii       `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike3Paul S Person
8 Aug 24 ii  i iiii        `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Your Name
9 Aug 24 ii  i iiii         `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
4 Aug 24 ii  i iii`- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Scott Dorsey
5 Aug 24 ii  i ii`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike8D
9 Aug 24 ii  i ii `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike7Robert Carnegie
9 Aug 24 ii  i ii  +- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Your Name
9 Aug 24 ii  i ii  +* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike4D
9 Aug 24 ii  i ii  i`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike3Your Name
10 Aug 24 ii  i ii  i `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2D
10 Aug 24 ii  i ii  i  `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Your Name
9 Aug 24 ii  i ii  `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1D
4 Aug 24 ii  i i+- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
9 Aug 24 ii  i i`* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Robert Carnegie
9 Aug 24 ii  i i `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Titus G
4 Aug 24 ii  i `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Mark Jackson
3 Aug 24 ii  `* Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike2Your Name
3 Aug 24 ii   `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Paul S Person
2 Aug 24 i`- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Jay E. Morris
24 Jul 24 `- Re: xkcd: CrowdStrike1Gary R. Schmidt

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