Re: Doctor Whoke S01E02 The Devil's Chord

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De : agamemnon (at) *nospam* hello.to.NO_SPAM (The True Doctor)
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Date : 11. May 2024, 14:36:11
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On 11/05/2024 13:17, The Doctor wrote:
In article <v1mplr$1r3sd$1@dont-email.me>,
The True Doctor  <agamemnon@hello.to.NO_SPAM> wrote:
On 11/05/2024 04:13, The True Doctor wrote:
More complete and utter incoherent infantile crap inspired by Loony
Tunes instead of science fiction.
>
Who the hell is the audience for this garbage supposed to be?
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The episode starts off with a school teacher attempting to groom a child
by enticing him with secret piano lessons. Then after demonstrating a
few compositions to the boy a ginger haired gay transvestite pervert
emerges from the piano and starts giving the teacher a lecture on
pronouns in 1925 or whenever the hell it's set.
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The child turns out to be a creation of the ginger haired gay
transvestite pervert and is zapped away, after which the teacher is
sucked into a musical instrument and zapped away too, and all music in
the world becomes perverted.
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After this more Timeless Child crap is divulged to Gibson by Gatwa,
dressed in gay clothes and necklaces and prancing around like a fool,
going on about how the Time Lords were destroyed throughout time (as if
RTD has not done that all before) and his children past and future, with
his accent going all over the place, which according to RTD means that
he's evil since that is the attribute he gave to the Celestial Toymaker
who it turns out is the father of the ginger haired gay transvestite
pervert who calls himself, oh the pervert thinks they're a quantum
computer, I mean themselves 'Maestro'.
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Gibson wants Gatwa to take her to see the Beatles recording their first
album at Abbey Road, and the Beatles are made to look like morons that
have no idea how to write good music. Then Cilla Black starts singing
into a U47 turned sideways with the diaphragm facing away from her
mouth. If the U47 was the multi-pattern version that lets you select a
figure 8 polar pattern then it wouldn't have picked up a single thing
she was singing if that was the pattern set. Was this deliberate in
order to demean Cilla Black or a production error?
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Then they show a classical orchestra playing nonsensical tunes too.
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If the music that was perverted by the ginger haired gay transvestite
pervert was that bad then why would anyone develop microphones like the
U47 to even record it? Wouldn't they be stuck with 1920s microphones
instead and only made silent movies?
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After this Gatwa and Gibson talk to Paul McCartney and John Lennon in
the EMI Studios canteen, making them appear to only want to record songs
until they can find proper jobs.
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Gatwa then gets Gibson to play something on a piano he's had hoisted up
to the roof and people outside start opening their windows to listen to it.
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Davies clearly missed the opportunity to parody the Laurel and Hardy
piano delivery sketch in that part of the episode.
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After a few tunes the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert pops out of
the piano carrying his out of tune tuning fork and starts sucking people
including Gibson and Gatwa into the piano and other musical instruments
with quavers, semi-quavers, and other music notation swirling around in
the air.
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Gatwa and Gibson escape and then Davies parodies the 4th Doctor taking
Sarah Jane back to 1980 in The Pyramids of Mars to show her that unless
they stop the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert in 1963 then the
whole world in the time she is from (June or July 2024?) will be totally
destroyed and her adoptive mother will never exist. The ginger haired
gay transvestite pervert then turns up again and Davies parodies the Tom
and Jerry or was it the Bugs Bunny conductor cartoon. Yes, there's
actually two of them, with Gatwa fighting the ginger haired gay
transvestite pervert for which one of them can play the most complicated
tune.
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Eventually back at Abbey Road Gatwa and Gibson figure out of thin-air
that they can send the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert back to
where he came from by hitting the Devil's Chord or something, so Gatwa
hits different individual keys on the piano and hits a bum note on the
piano the Beatles performed most of their greatest hits on. That's
called playing a scale, not a chord. It should have never had any chance
of working so how did it even get to be bum note? Doesn't the retard
Davies know anything about music? So everything gets fucked and people
get sucked into musical instruments again.
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Then out of the blue after the piano is pulled into the studio corridor
by magic, and Loony Tunes musical notes flying through the air at the
behest of the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert, Lennon and
McCartney turn up and decide to play a random chord out of thin air for
no explicable reason, since neither of them have a clue about the ginger
haired gay transvestite pervert even being there, and that sends him
back to his origin.
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Garbage, pure garbage. The writing is absolute shit. You can't have a
villain being defeated by pure random coincidences. This is the writing
of a 6 year old child that doesn't know how to write a story properly.
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After the villain's demise for no explicable or believable reason Gatwa
tells Gibson that there's always a twist at the end of all of his
adventures and everyone starts performing and dancing the Twist as if
they're in a Bollywood movie to Gatwa singing some crap song, written by
Murray Gold, with what seems to be a Sure SM 5B making an appearance,
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Can't be an SM 5 or 5B. Didn't come out until 1966. Must be something
else with a similar shape.
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Might be a Shield M-102.
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 Can RTD time things correctly?
 
My mistake not RTD's. Didn't think of the right pill shaped microphone.

the Beatles still singing crap, and Cilla Black still singing into her
U47 pointing sideways. And during this idiotic dance routine the child
persona of the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert makes an
appearance in a doorway, and the musical number continues until Gibson
and Gatwa are in the TARDIS and close the doors twice for the finale.
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This is not Doctor Who in any way shape or form. It's a degenerate gay
(meaning rubbish) parody.
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Doctor Who ended in 2017!
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0/10
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-- The True Doctor https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCngrZwoS0n21IRcXpKO79Lw
>
"To be woke is to be uninformed which is exactly the opposite of what it
stands for." -William Shatner
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--
The True Doctor https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCngrZwoS0n21IRcXpKO79Lw
"To be woke is to be uninformed which is exactly the opposite of what it stands for." -William Shatner

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