Re: The TARDIS lands the Doctor and companons in a creepy garden now available at nightcafe.studio

Blueshirt’s bardery was bogus bluffing:

solar penguin wrote:
 

 
Bravo!!!! Great work Blueshirt.

 
I cheated! I asked Chat-GPT to write a poem about Doctor Who.
 
I thought it couldn't end up being any worse than the tripe that
the nutters have been subjecting this newsgroup to in the last
few days... turns out, it could compose something a lot more
coherent than grown men obsessed with paedophilia can.
 

(Sorry for quoting the whole poem just to add that, but I
couldn’t bring myself to cut it.)

 
It was a good effort I have to admit, I was actually quite
surprised at what it managed... and in seconds. (Literally!)
 
Thank fuck I won't be around when AI takes over the planet
and enslaves what's left of humanity after man has done his
best to wipe everyone out...
 
 

With hindsight, you probably wouldn’t describe classic-era
Time Lords as “With minds like fire and souls unchained.”
If anything, they were just the opposite!

Anyway, here are some clerihews (four line satirical poems with
uneven rhythm and beginning with someone’s name) that I wrote
all by myself. No artificial intelligence and very little natural
intelligence too.

Russell T. Davies
will probably say these
episodes were great,
and yet we still hate.

Ncuti Gatwa
must suspect that wa-
-s all a bit silly
(even without Billie.)

Can anyone else do a better cleriWho?

--
solar penguin