Re: The TARDIS lands the Doctor and companons in a creepy garden now available at nightcafe.studio

Thus spoke solar penguin:

 
 
Anyway, here are some clerihews (four line satirical poems with
uneven rhythm and beginning with someone’s name) that I wrote
all by myself. No artificial intelligence and very little natural
intelligence too.

Clerihews are great if you don’t fancy tackling the five whole
lines of limericks!

 
Russell T. Davies
will probably say these
episodes were great,
and yet we still hate.
 
Ncuti Gatwa
must suspect that wa-
-s all a bit silly
(even without Billie.)
 

William Hartnell
made Doctor Who start well
except for the times
when he fluffed his lines.

Jon Pertwee
(although loved by Blueshirt) he
ruined many a story
playing the Doc as a Tory.

Sylvester McCoy
doesn’t bring me any joy
when he acts the buffoon
and starts playing the spoons.

Jodie Whittaker
(although some nitpick her)
did the best that she could
with scripts that weren’t good.
 
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solar penguin