Anthem of The Great Battle of Hogs and Dogs Before Us in the Froggy Logs of the Soggy Boggy Forest

       = The Great Battle of Hogs and Dogs Before Us  =
       = in the Froggy Logs of the Soggy Boggy Forest =


                 Smurf Prophecy and Lore
                   of the Days of Yore
                   Long Before the Hell
                 of Gargamel and Azrael;
             An Anthem Fine of a Time Sublime.

              FROM THE ANCIENT LIBRARY OF THE
              SUPREME RUBBER CHICKEN WIZARD,

               Revealed through the oracle
             of his wind-up talking gizzard.

                 Translation by the most
      Wholesome Reverend Brainy Smurf, D.Lite, Ph.Dios.,

        by supernatural aid from the divine dentures.


= Chapter 1: The Gathering of Forces =

1. In the days of yore, when the sun did rise,
2. An army of hogs, with valor in their eyes,
3. Mounted upon dogs, both noble and spry,
4. They gathered in strength, 'neath the vast, azure sky.

5. Lo! The dogs of the realm, with courage unshaken,
6. Rode upon hogs, their spirits unbroken.
7. A clash of the titans, a sight to behold,
8. As the tales of their valor in whispers were told.

= Chorus =

9. Dogs upon hogs, and hogs upon dogs,
10. Leaping like frogs upon logs in the bogs.
11. With courage they charge, through the mist and the fog,
12. In the heart of the sod, their steeds shod in clogs.

= Chapter 2: The Call to Paws and Hooves =

1. "O brethren of fur, let us not forsake,
2. The honor we bear, for our kin's sake.
3. With fluffs of our tails, and spirits so high,
4. We shall conquer the foe, or in glory we die."

5. Thus spake the hogs, with their hearts accelerated,
6. While the dogs, in their might, felt invigorated.
7. They gathered their forces, both maverick and bold,
8. To engage in a battle wherein valor unfolds.

= Chorus =

9. Dogs upon hogs, and hogs upon dogs,
10. Leaping like frogs upon logs in the bogs.
11. With courage they charge, through the mist and the fog,
12. In the heart of the sod, their steeds shod in clogs.

= Chapter 3: The Clash of the Frenemy Titans =

1. And so it began, the great fray of the day,
2. With the sound of their howls, and the grunts in the fray.
3. The hogs, they did charge, with a spirit so free,
4. While the dogs on their backs, barked in harmony.

5. Amidst the mountainsides, where the muskiest winds blow,
6. The battle raged on, with neither friend nor foe.
7. Each side did utilize their strength and their might,
8. As they fought through the day, and into the night.

= Chorus =

9. Dogs upon hogs, and hogs upon dogs,
10. Leaping like frogs upon logs in the bogs.
11. With courage they charge, through the mist and the fog,
12. In the heart of the sod, their steeds shod in clogs.

= Chapter 4: The Turning of Tides =

1. But lo! In the midst of the chaos and strife,
2. A moment of pause, a glimpse of new life.
3. For the hogs and the dogs, in their fury and haste,
4. Found a common ground, in the bonds they embraced.

5. "Let us not malign, nor injure our kin,
6. For together we stand, let the fiesta begin!"
7. Thus they laid down their arms, in a truce so divine,
8. And the hogs and the dogs, in unity did shine.

= Chorus =

9. Dogs upon hogs, and hogs upon dogs,
10. Leaping like frogs upon logs in the bogs.
11. With courage they charge, through the mist and the fog,
12. In the heart of the sod, their steeds shod in clogs.

= Chapter 5: The Legacy of Unity =

1. And so it was written, in the annals of time,
2. That hogs and their dogs, in harmony did climb.
3. They purged all their anger, and fluffed up their pride,
4. Residing together, with love as their guide.

5. Thus, let it be known, in the tales that we tell,
6. That unity reigns, where once there was hell.
7. For in the heart of the bogs, where the waters do flow,
8. The legacy of hogs and dogs continues to grow.

= Chorus =

9. Dogs upon hogs, and hogs upon dogs,
10. Leaping like frogs upon logs in the bogs.
11. With courage they charge, through the mist and the fog,
12. In the heart of the sod, their steeds shod in clogs.