Re: The Return of Michael Monkey

On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 20:36:53 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 20:09:49 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
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On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 19:40:08 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
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On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 19:29:28 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
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HarryLime wrote:

Will Dockery wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

Will Dockery wrote:

On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

Will Dockery wrote:

MummyChunk wrote:

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Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael

Pendragon?
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Just curious.

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 Why is he called "monkey boy"???

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It seems that the origin stories vary.
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It might come from the Pink Floyd Animals album, Lord of the Flies or
George
Orwell's Animal Farm, or possibly a mashup of all three.
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I'm known as donkey, Pendleton is the monkey, Peter J. Ross was called
Piggy
(although PJR has been gone from the newsgroup for a couple of years
now).
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I think George Dance has always just been referred to as "Dunce"
though.
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That's the basics as I remember them.
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This is a response to the post seen at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=680817254#680817254

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Again, Donkey, this is the story of how "Monkey" and "Donkey" came
about:
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Since you've brought me back for one more day, Donkey, I'll answer your
question here (and in the pointless duplicate thread you've created to
ask it again it), as well.
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The origin of "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with Gary Gamble.
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Gary Gamble had left the group long before my arrival here.  And as far
as I know, I have never interacted with him.
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In fact, "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with anything said at AAPC.
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I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s.  I like to
think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow.  In order to expand
the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and
turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar.  I keep my
computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the
basement.
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About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child
downstairs to see what I was doing.  He looked over my shoulder while I
was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's
talking to Will Donkey the computer."
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Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny,
it immediately became a running joke in our house.  "Daddy's talking to
Will Donkey again," etc).
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Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I
immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well.
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"Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem
about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the
Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a
nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench.
In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I
had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She
retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my
backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

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I remember Coco.
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You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a
result.

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No, I almost always have called you Michael Pendragon, choosing to take
the high road and not dink to your low level of childish insults and
name calling.

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You've been calling me a "Little Green Monkey" for the past week or so,

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Tit for Tat, look it up.

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No kidding, Pee-wee.
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It just counteracts your claim that you "almost always have called (me)
Michael Pendragon."
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There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your
name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical
poem.
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That sounds about right except the animal name calling really goes back
to earlier times.

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Mummy Chunks asked you where the "Monkey Boy" name came from -- not when
calling people by childish animal names began.

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Well, we should start at where it all begins, never mind that you second
handed the idea, Pendragon.

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MummyChunk didn't ask when the childish name-calling began.  They asked
about the origin of "Monkey Boy."

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The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael
Pendragon.

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That simply isn't true

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Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

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You know the rules

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You break the rules with your lies and misrepresentations almost every
day, Pendragon.

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I point out your lies and misrepresentations often, and will continue to
do so, Pendragon.
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Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on

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There's dozens in the archives.
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They're based on figments of your delusional imagination, Pendragon,
when they're not outright lies.

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You show me a "lie

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We've been through this a dozen times or more since 2017, you never
admit to your lies and misrepresentations.
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We all know this.

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Donkeyshit.

Says Michael Pendragon, the shit spewing little green monkey.
😏

I explain to you how your posts/poetry/autobios back up everything I've
ever said about you.

Perhaps after you've misrepresented them and interjected them with your
delusional lies, Harry.

You're just too stubborn (and stupid) to learn how to express yourself
intelligibly:

Actually, it seems to be your comprehension difficulties that are the
problem, Harry.

"I typed several sentences that contain truth, but you accidentally
snipped them." -- Will Donkey
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“The sediment that poetry should be entertainment, yeah.” -- Will Donkey
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“I call it as I see it, Pendragon. I don't need you mucking things up
with your facts.” -- Will Donkey
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"Generally, East Coast refers to NYC." -- Will Donkey
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”I'm sure there's quite a few Jack Kerouac poems about Fall and Winter,
as it seems to have been one of his favorite times of the year.” -- Will
Donkey
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"One of the goals of poetry as I was taught and still work for, is as
communication." -- Will Donkey
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Need I go on?
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Obsessive much, Pendragon?
😏