Re: Shambles / Will Dockery

Will Dockery wrote:

Zod wrote:

Will Dockery wrote:

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Shambles
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Yes, the "Richard Pryor" looking guy was somewhat interesting,
except that he was so drunk he was drooling.
He either thought I looked like Mark Twain or Gene Wilder,
sitting on the bench on Broadway at Midnight, typing.
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He seemed to think we were from the same home area,
somewhere around Kentucky,
and then North oats",
all these in Carolina,
where his family worked on "crab boats".
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All these short stories and his 1970s comedy asides,
the out of the side of his mouth political jabs and so on,
were pretty entertaining,
as I just sat there and typed,
playing the white straight man type,
like in Stir Crazy and Silver Streak,
wild Einstein afro hair flapping in the breeze.
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That went okay for a few minutes
until Pryor knocked over my coffee,
seemed to be embarrassed about that,
and wandered away,
on up the sidewalk.
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Then when a crack hooker chick
in real shambles came along,
offered to blow me right there for five bucks,
I decided that along with the chilly breeze on my back,
perhaps it was time to pack it up for the night.
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I wanted dark, I got dark.
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-Will Dockery 2017

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That was...just awful. It wasn't a poem, it was barely coherent.
You...you...you're a terrible person.

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Your reading comprehension problems are noted, Dink.
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So because I think

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You're a troll, Dink... trolls are not well known for thinking, just
trolling.

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Thinking is not Dink's strong suit, no...

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Actually, I don't know if Family Guy even has a strong suit.

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Hiyow Sahib....!