OT: Headlines from the future:, today: Near-Earth "Asteroid" Spotted By Astronomers Turns Out To Be Elon Musk's Car

https://www.iflscience.com/near-earth-asteroid-spotted-by-astronomers-turns-out-to-be-elon-musks-car-77787
"Looking at the car's orbit, and potential close encounters that could
adjust its trajectory, the team calculated that the car has roughly a 22
percent probability of hitting Earth, a 12 percent chance of colliding
with Venus, and about the same probability of hitting the Sun as hitting
Venus. Fortunately for Musk, this will happen on a timescale of millions
of years, and is unlikely to affect Tesla stock prices."
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