Re: [OT] Planet of the Rauisuchians

On 16/02/25 20:05, quadibloc wrote:

On YouTube the other day, I saw a video from which I learned that,
during the
Triassic, while there _were_ dinosaurs, the Earth was not ruled by them.
Instead,
another group of giant reptiles, related to crocodiles, called the
rauisuchians
ruled the world, and many of them resembled dinosaurs that would later
reside.
 
This inspired a reverie in which I thought of how this could be the
basis of a
(not terribly original) science-fiction plot.
 

The dinosaurs originally DID rule the earth but lost control with the
introduction of VAT dinosaur females produced by crocodiles, (there is
statistical and video evidence), reducing the anger of dinosaur youth
who were unprepared to face the randiest hill billy crocodiles who had
far superior AI, sharper pocket knifes and methamphetamine rations.
Very similar to that period in what used to be North America after the
Israeli appointed governor known as President Quadibloc, a mild mannered
Canadian, (Young people nowadays won't remember that he was the first
president after Canada, Mexico and others became states), sold Greenland
to the Russians for a substantial loss with the proviso that the Russian
government subsidised the SAVARDVAT (Copyrighted) Home Companions. And
we all know what happened after that.