Re: Jimmy Kimmel Calls USA "Filthy And Disgusting" After Traveling to Japan: "We Are Like Hogs Compared to the Japanese"

On 4/4/24 10:47 PM, BTR1701 wrote:

A couple years ago, I was coming around the corner from the alley next
to my house just as some purple-haired wildebeest threw her Starbucks
frappa-whatever against my garage door, splattering most of it all over
the door. The cup dropped to the ground as she and her pierced and
tattooed boyfriend walked over to the their car which was parked on the
curb and got in. I picked up the cup, which was still about 1/4 full of
sugary glop and walked over and dropped it through the sunroof
upside-down onto her lap and said, "Wouldn't want you to forget this."
 
Her screech of outrage made the half hour I had to spend cleaning off my
garage door a lot easier to endure.

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That's interesting as fuck.  I can power wash my garage door in about 90
seconds.  You're an idiot.